Well I’ve been surfing the net and I found a few quotes or sayings…or proverbs, or adages or whatever the hell you’d like to call them. And here they are!

*drumroll* da da da dum! *is hammered*

1.) A recent survey stated that the average person’s
greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked
even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling
me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin
than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

–
Jerry Seinfield

2.) It’s much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

3.) As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it.

–
Sam Ewing (Readers Digest, Dec, 1997)

4.) We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

–
Anthony Burgess

5.) Humor is just another defense against the universe.

–
Mel Brooks

6.) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

–
Andy Rooney

7.) Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

–
Issac Asimov

8.) I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.

–
Somerset Maugham

9.) Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.

–
Leslie Nielsen

10.) The easiest job in the world has to be coroner.
Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If
everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse

–
Dennis Miller (quoted in Underground Humor, 1997, ed: Edward Bergin)

11.) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

–
Jimmy Durante

12.) The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

–
Robert Frost

13.) I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

–
Douglas Adams

14.) I can resist everything except temptation.

–
Oscar Wilde

15.) There is only one way to achieve happiness on this
terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none
at all.

–
Ogden Nash

16.) Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

–
Winston Churchill

17.) If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

–
Albert Einstein

18.) The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.

–
Peter Ustinov