I am not screwed! It’s bad enough I get emotionally tortured everyday just because of my crush….

NOOOOEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!

It cant be!

I’m actually fascinated by shonen-ai…I feel sick…and yet so squealy!

I’m straight…I know I am….

I mean, I like shonen-ai but I absolutely refuse to associate myself with shoujo-ai…see…

Oh no…oh my…oh shit!

I mean I kinda like shonen-ai pairings…I so can’t deal with this….

It’s all your fault Kyo Kara Maou and all other ficcages I’ve read!!!

I mean who can resist, Yuuri and Wolram(Kyo Kara Maou), Kaito and Hakuba(Magic Kaitou) or Luke and Asch/Guy(Tales of the Abyss)?

I am sick…So utterly sick.

*desk-ing head repeatedly…*

No…No…No…No…No…No…No…No…No…No…No…No…No…

I still do have my regular pairings…like you know Kaito and Aoko(Magic Kaitou) and Luke and Tear(Tales of the Abyss) and all other canon pairings…

OH!

I see!

Yuuri and Wolfram are canon so I can suppose they’re good!

And I only have two non-canon pairing likes, which is Luke and Asch/Guy and Kaito and Hakuba…and then I’m forever going with canon! As long as I’m only in love with regular pairing(girl x boy) anime then I’ll be okay, right?

Yes…yes I will…As long as I stay clear of animes with shonen-ai things then I’m safe…

Yes…Yes…Yes…

But…I still do kinda like shonen-ai…maybe it’s because it’s different and all that…but I absolutely hate shoujo-ai…so in conclusion I can still say I’m straight…

A true girl at heart…absolutely…I like only guys and animes(which contains bishies!)

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Now I feel perverted…I’m not a pervert…I’m just not all too innocent, but I’m not a pervert…absolutely not…no…no…no…I’m not believing that..not believing that at all….

*sighs* What kind of brain do I have that I keep thinking these things?….